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Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's time, once again, for me to poke the last few folks into handing over their City of Ashes sporkings which totally don't include myself, oh my no...

So, here's the scoop on what's going on:

• I'm still awaiting the last few sporkings for City of Ashes. As always, the list of who's sporking what, along with who's ( Read more... )

Hello, hello, ladles and gellymints! It is time for another check-in for the City of Ashes group sporking. As before, this is the time to send me your sporkings if they're done and, if they're not, to drop me a message or otherwise let me know what's going on. Please, feel free to contact me if there are any questions or concerns about the sporking ( Read more... )

Time for another round of announcements, ladies and gentlemen ( Read more... )

Hullo ladies and gents, time for an update on the sporkings for City of Ashes!

For everyone signed up for the group sporking, I am setting September 15 as the deadline for our first round of check-ins. Basically, if you have finished your sporking by then, turn it in. If you haven't finished but are still going through with it, give me a message and ( Read more... )

Alrighty guys, a few announcements here!

First of all, I greatly apologize for how slow things have been. The reason for the halt in sporkings is because I'm coming up to the end of another semester, which means that there are a lot of papers and things to get ready. Add in the fact that some smartass(es?) decided that it would be a great idea to ( Read more... )

Everyone following the City of Bones sporking over at das_sporking might have noticed that we are almost entirely done with that puppy! So, that means it's that time again - time for us to divvy up the sporkings for the sequel, City of Ashes ( Read more... )

The Sporks had been vanquished
The end of year nigh
The sporkers had gathered
To bid 2011 goodbye

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The Spork of Christmas Future
Was the last challenge up ahead
And the sight of the suethor's name
Filled ZeldaQueen with dread
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The second night passed
The sun started to rise
Was the second sporking not coming?
That would be a pleasant surprise!
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